Attention to all school mates!!!! There are recent sighting that a monster has appear in our school premises. The monster is described to be old,haggard, have wispy white+red hair(a very obvious sign of a bad hair dye), wearing clothes that seems to belong to prehistoric times.
People that this monster is terrorizing, people with long fringe not pin up, people with shorts skirt,people who walk too slow,people who arrived just on time for their class,people whose cca ends later then her working hours etc.
Do not panic!!!!!What to do when you encounter her?1. Smile politely and make a comment about the weather.2. If she walks away from you, you are safe for the time being.If not continue reading.3.When she started to rant about your hair...etc, pretend that you do not understand a single word she is mumbling.4.If she persist, just walk away, and if you can,give her a kick in the ass before you go. (JOKING!!!)5. Worse scenarios: She sat down at YOUR table during recess and demand that you buy pins/clips from her.6.DO NOT BUY. She just wants your money!7.Just decline politely and walk away.8.If she start chasing after you, remember this golden word-RUN. She could not possible outrun you.9.After you get away from the "crime scene" do not appear in front of her again as much as possible. She may remember you.10. If she remember you, act as if you does not know what she is talking about the girl/boy who run away from her that day.All this should ensure your safety for the 4/5 years that you will be staying in school.=DIt does not mean that you are promoted from a cleaner to some sort of PDE you have the rights to terrorize people, and since when that your are able to sell us things? Even teachers would ask us to buy it straight from the bookshop. How can i be sure that you are not cheating my money? I do no mean to be sensitive but the economy is not very well so i would not buy from you. Asked why is our fringe not pin up? because we like it and we think we look cute/pretty etc with our fringe down? Does pinning fringe up necessarily equal to being professional? I do not think so. Does having long skirt equal to being professional? Well i do not think so too in a way. G2000 skirts are all knee length and they look nice because they are really straight and not puffy like our school skirt. Well i am not saying that our school uniform is not nice but it really is not VERY NICE. It is just average. The whole point of posting this is not to encourage people to break the school rules but to voice out my comments. Want student to adhere to the uniform code? Schools should probably check on the teachers first. Nowadays, many female teachers are getting from educational to sexual. Readers of the "The new paper" will know what i am talking about. Males teacher are not off the hook either, i think some time back there was a case of a male teacher laughing /commenting about a student apparently "lousy" work. So to start the ball rolling, teacher need to be involved too.
P/s: This is just for fun. Those supporters of the monster, do not blame me, flame me as much as you want. I just do not like her. I can go create a facebook cause named: Student against terrorizing monster in school! IF i really wanted to.
P/s/s: Those who agree with me tag me! Need to find comrades!
P/s/s/s: Though i suggest that you people to run, however, i will never let it pass without some words exchanged ;D