Brothers seriously suck! Especially younger ones who think that they are Hannah Montana and that they could have the "best of both worlds" Mine thinks that he can get the "best of both worlds" a frigging 3 times. Well, my
"dear" brother you are so fucking wrong. Many people think that i may be childish over what i am about to say but that is just what i am. Live with it! Well the main gist is my
"dear" brother ate my favourite drumstick 3 time consecutively. FUCK! Yes laugh all you want people, you just have no idea how annoying and frustrating and irritating this is to me. Does he really think that he is Hannah? If so please wear a blond wig, straighten out your horrible and yellowing teeth that looks as if you have not brush for decades, stick on some fake boobs, wear high heels and sing "7 things" in the shower. Or you might want to kiss your new underwear model beau. Well let me tell you this if you are reading. Doesn't mean that you are my brother, i got to let you have your way every single time. You stupid little fucker. Let this be the last time. One more time you dare to eat MY drumstick, get ready to see your ancestors or quit showbiz if you still think that you are Hannah Montana. Oh and last thing PLEASE do not say "oh! I din know...i thought still got" HAH! You think i stupid ? A duck got 3 legs? Please, this is not wonderland. If so, you will have 3 heads then.
And to those parents/grandparent/guardian who think that it is perfectly fine because in the past only guys are able to sink their teeth into drumstick, get a life! This in the 21th century my
"lovely" elders. And if your minds are still stuck in the early 18th or even in prehistoric times. You probably should not be here. Sorry but i do not have good psychiatrist to recommend. I doubt that even the highest paid psychiatrist can save you. Till now on one has found out how to cure this. However researchers do know that this mental disorder usually surfaces when you have 2 children or more. Especially those who wanted a son so badly that they don't mind selling that worthless daughter for a bastard. This mental disorder is categorized under" favouritism" To all those people suffering like me, you can either tag me, ring me up(BTW i hate bad pick up lines) , sms me or tell me in person if you want your case out in the air. It really helps, i feel much more better after typing this. BUT he still own me 3 duck drumstick.
Strictly no refunds, no exchange and no bargaining.