Yo!! just back from Malaysia...brought two shorts,a few scratches and a really bad hairstyle which you guys will see me wearing it... sad:( So i have conjure up a few rules for you guys to follow when u are in Malaysia.
Rule 1. Never ever ever ever step into pizza hut that do not have the latest pizza(remember the Christmas one??) in jusco(shopping centre) their plate look so dirty...(black patches)and they keep forgetting your order...why? they never bother to take our order down they think they have super mind that can remember every order...plus they don't even have the red chili power that you put on your pizza. =.=
Rule 2. Never ever ever ever ever ever(this is important) cut your hair in Malaysia BECAUSE it will ruin your hair the notorious name would be Style salon remember that. Especially look out for a hairdresser that is FAT and ROUND and SHORT and has BROWN CURLY HAIR that she think it look good on her. ergh!!
Rule 3.Never ever ever ever go on a visit with your cousin especially when they are younger that 8 years old because you have to sleep with them in a bedroom which mean squeezing will be inevitable. Further more you would have to endure the snoring that your dad made which you need not to hear on normal days...i mean who in the right mind will sleep with your dad???DUH!!
Rule 4. Never never ever take out your shoppings in the presence of small cousin or children or those terrible young at heart why? Normally you will think of them drawing your book tearing it into pieces but no!! the one that i am going to mention is far worse than any thing else... which is hiding your book somewhere on this godforsaken place and you will have to endure the pain to find it and you will be tortured and act like a dog and following that cousin of yours to the place that your belonging might be. Frustrating isn't it? But luckily due to the super brain of mine i manage to trick my cousin into handing out that book i am smart~
Rule 5. Never ever ever start or continue a p-fight. Are you thinking about pillow fight? NO what i am saying was pampers fight-especially USED pampers because you can substain severve injuries like pee-logged head or poopy-face BUT luckliy even though it is used it is not stain with pee or anything. Phew!
OK lets look on the bright side. These are the things that you should do.
Rule 6. You definitely must try out this cafe it is call mamma mia or不见不散 in Chinese it serve the best chicken chop ever in my whole 14 years of life...forget about the chicken chop and spaghetti that you buy in causeway point because when you dine here u will then taste real goodness ^.^
Rule 7. You must also try this soyamilk( you looking at this, Felicia???) it is the best soyamilk i have ever drunk up till now that is...
If you are smart and follow these rules i have written i ensure u a wonderful trip in Malaysia.(maybe)=3
This in bamboo-san signing off><